i got this from kaleidoscope, yung literary publication namin sa school.. here goes..
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The Revenge of the Sexiest Girl of D.R.
by Anonymous
The following is a letter found at a certain bar in the Philippines and has been preserved in the original unedited form. Enjoy reading and you may try direct translation in Tagalog. Please read with feelings..
December of 2006
To Marisol,
I am not surprise or wander why Derek leave you. Why? What reason you can think about you're very fat body. I thought before that Derek only use me to his toy but sooner and later I'm realize that he really can't not beared or stomached to be with you anymore because at first, Derek said he could not stand your habit of making pakialam all his walks (lakad) moreover, always calling to their house what he go home or this or that, then he say he get ashame to me in either in school or in his family. He always plead to you to exercise your very, very, very, very fat body but you hate it. Though youre the most preeeeetiest girls he knows about what do you think you are, "beautiful Girl" of Jose Mari Chan?
Even you are beautiful face (to your think) you do not have the right to called me whatsoever or else different name one time or the other for the real purpose to insults my personality because I'm never call you names either in the fronts of Derek, but if you start already to calling me different names, I dont have any other choice but to call you other different names too. Like you are FAT, PIG, OBESSED, OVERWEIGHT, and UGLY SHAPED GIRL. Shame to your body that is to a balloon. You can't not blame Derek for exchanging you to me because I am the more sexier than you when you look to us in the mirror.
I'm repeat a gain that you are like Ike Lozada when she is a girl!
Always,
The Sexiest Girl of D.R.
p.s.You say I'm the bad breathe but who is Derek want to kissed, me or you? You or me? And the final answer is me. There you go.
oha! panalo si sexiest girl! ahehe..
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NOTE: eto po ay hindi para idiscriminate ang sinoman.. pawang katuwaan lamang at malamang sa malamang ito ay galing lamang sa imahinasyon ni ANONYMOUS. ahehe.
16 comments:
ahehehe...nabasa ko na ito dati...pero hindi ko alam na ganyan pla ang sulat kamay...mas madugo... ahahaha!
well, hindi naman sa pangit ang sulat...maganda ang stroke pero yun nga lang parang may pagka-doktor...
inde na ako magkokoment sa grammar...madami na akong kliyente na ganyan din kadugo... minsan nakakahawa...pero ayuz lang basta nagkakaintindihan...:)
superG: ang bilis mo! ahehe. aw. nakuha ko lang po sa net yang picture, di po yan yung original letter, di ko din nga po alam kung totoo yan e. ahehe. yup. agree ako. di importante kung tama or mali ang ingles basta't napaparating mo ang gusto mong sabihin.. ahehe. :)
wooot....I've already read that in BOB ONG's book...not sure about the title though, pero tignan ko ulit poh ha. tapos post ako ulit ng comment, tignan natin if pareho yung version mo nung ki BOB ONG.
Chat with you...
zyra: na kay bob ong to? ahehe. di ko alam e. nyahaha.
haha.. kakatuwa naman tayo parang extension to ng YM conversation natin ah. ahehe..
So, where does these coming from? I am like the gramar of english of Anonymous. It is very like Filipinos in America who didn't know what do they talking and speaking. Theier just group of people who step in land of American but did not looking back in the land wheer they coming from.Such jerks. Only speak English to tell on the world that they is high standard and not low standard.
I am faith that Filipinos glasses this kind of persons because of hipocrisi inside the heart of them.
And to me, I will love my own tounges it is becaus I still a Filipino not foreign. I am local to me and to my blood that color brown race.
Thanks you and take cares.
P. S.
If you counter flow with Anonymous, tell that I like to be teacher for him on English. What can you think, I am qaulified for english propesor? Only cheap rate with discounted promo.
Thank again.
Hehehe :D Galing!!! Nabasa ko na to sa page ni yanah...may translation pa, check mo archive nya, hirap maghanap eh lolzz
chocolate naman dyan... :)
ayos si Mike...ahahaha...
mahusay..naintindihan naman natin di ba?... :D
ang importante nailabas ni The Sexiest Girl of D.R. ang nilalaman ng kanyang kalooban kahit anong klaseng lenguahe pa itechi.
@Mike..ayos ahhh. uu, naiintindihan namin ang iyong mensahe.
hahahaha..
nappapatawa ka na rin ngayon a...lolz...
ayos ners!...
Have read this already before but still makes me laugh after reading it again.
haha... naaliw akoh... wehe... malufet... naman kc eh why making pakialam bah to her?.. lolz.. 'la lang... bz kah nah bah sa buhay moh?... buti kah pah... sendali.. devah akoh ren?.. lately lang tlgah mejo lost sa buhay.. but i'll get back on track for God... ingatz kah lagi sistah... *hugz*... Godbless! -di
@ jhosel...oo nga ate, extended na rito pati sa blog ko mga kachuvarnesan natin. Hindi naman "originally" kay Bob Ong yun, naikwento nya lang yun sa sinulat nyang libro. If am not mishtaken by default, nakuha yan sa isang public restroom, pero di ko pa poh checked if it's the same version. Ewan ko kung san isiniksik ni Kevin yung mga books no Bob Ong.
Tell you later.
@ Mike Avenue...LOLz
Waaaaah! Na nosebleed ako dito ha. Parang talo pa ang german sa lupit! Lolz! :)
Kuya Mike: ahehe. ang galing mo ah! tsk tsk. pang all around ka talaga. ahehe. aniwies, tama ka. hayaan mo pagnakasalabung ko si anonymous irerefer kita.. ahehe.
CM: aw. ahehe. nung 2006 pa kasi tong article na to nauso.. ahehe.. nakita kolang kasi dun sa book kea kinuha ko. ahehe
Marco: chocnut na lang! krisis!
superG at Jez: yup yup. tama. basta't naiintindihan okay lang kung pano ito sabihin.. :)
pajay: ahaha. busy e. at least eto di ka na mag-iisip, tytype mo na lang dahil may copy na.. ahehe.
chronicler: ahehe. thanks for dropping by!
dhianz: yea sis mejo busy, inaayos ko na kasi requirements ko sa training kea talaga busi-busyhan ako ngayon.. ahehe.. yea, lam ko naman malakas ang faith mo sis kaya kaya mo yan.. gogogo! :)
zyra: aw. ahehe. di tayo nakapagchat yesterday ah. maghapon din kasi ako ala kahapon e.. baka later nalang dear, may churva nanaman kasi today e. ahehe. mwah.
oracle: ahaha. okay lang yan, ako din naman nung una.. ahehe.
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